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How to fix SXSW Twitter barf syndrome

Today is the first day of SXSW in Austin, TX, one of the most anticipated conferences of the year and has thus far been one of my favorites.

When I travel, especially to conferences I love to barf content on Twitter. Don't be mistaken, barf is exactly what it is. It's partly how the name of my blog originated; the idea that the most of the content that I post here is simply a regurgitation or other stuff that I find interesting on the web. I rarely post something original and that's how I like it.

I am well aware that not everyone knows what SXSW is and that there are a few out there following my Tweets who think I have moved to Austin, TX and lost my mind this week. That said, I still enjoy participating in the conference while I am here. The best way to do that is through hashtags, aggrigators, tweets, and re-tweets. All of those things are only relevant to the people who are HERE IN TEXAS. Most of the people at home don't care or are otherwise envious of my experience here ;) and to them I say: "shaddap, if you dont like it you can unfollow me and we will both be better off."

Until today.

Today, I read this post by @Waterproof: "Tweeting from SXSW – Don’t Throw Up On Me Please" which was then re-tweeted by @BrainTraffic. And of course, with a title like that, who can pass it up?

In this post, Stephen details exactly the experience that I mentioned above; people at conferences who tweet all their session notes, quotes, commentary, witty comments, GPS check-ins, pictures of lunch, drunken confessions, and twitpics to their Twitter stream. But, by doing so, accidently end up barfing all over their other followers (guilty as charged). I never intended for this to happen. I always just blamed it on the "emerging media trends" and "twitter growing pains" or "stupid Evan Williams". But no, Stephen proposes a better way:

Stephen proposes to create an alternate Twitter account DEDICATED to the barf. Well, since I already have a blog dedicated to the barf, why not a Twitter account to kick around too? So, beginning tomorrow (which is actually today since I drank too much caffeine at dinner) I will use @bhansbarf as my way of excusing the rest of you from my SXSW experience. He (@bhansbarf) will still be seen and heard from the hashtag followers at the conference and nobody will care about him when he leaves. If you are genuinely interested you can follow @bhansbarf for all (and I mean ALL) of the barf that he will post. If you get sick of him, send him a nasty message, slap him, and unfollow him.

He won't mind. Remember? That's his job.

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I borrowed (read:stole) this picture from Stephen who got it from Jill

 

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Easy ways to spot Twitter Spam

  • You get a @reply message from someone you don't recognize
  • The message sent "xx min ago from API" (see below)
  • When you try to view the Tweet (not the link) it might be deleted
  • All of the tweets from this account say the same thing (see below)
  • All of the links go to the same place and they are all ads (or worse)

Whoever these people are I assume they are somehow creating random Twitter accounts and making them look just real enough to get by the Twitter police (profile pic, "real" name etc) and then trick you into clicking these links so that they get paid for the ads to follow.

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Inside the Minds of Twitter Users

Mashable has a post today called "Inside the Minds of Twitter Users" by Ann Handley of MarketingProfs.com. You should check it out before reading on.

The survey of 432 Twitter users was conducted by MarketingProfs on Twitter from 4/8 to 4/15, 2009. The data was collected and analyzed by Allen Weiss, MarketingProfs CEO, Professor at USC’s Marshall School.

I enjoyed reading the post although I thought it was strange that only 432 Twitter users were surveyed.

I must have missed the survey and since nobody asked me for my opinion I'll make it 433 Twitter users here:

"You should follow people who follow you"
Mildly Disagree
I say mildly because of course I look at people who follow me, and I might follow them back. If I do, it's not because they followed me. It's because I am interested in seeing what they have to say. And that doesn't mean that I won't unfollow them next week. I think I am going to make my own version of the napkin flow charts that I have seen others make about this.

"People you follow should follow you back"
Strongly Disagree
Never. As I mentioned before if I am following you it's because I am interested in what you have to say, what you do for a living, who you are, or any number of other things. If I followed everyone who followed me, just because, my network would be a useless mess.

"People who have a large number of followers are smarter than those who don't"
Strongly Disagree
Umm no. Britney Spears has 1,113,126 followers, nuff said. You don't need a bunch of followers to have a great Twitter network. It's your network, do whatever you want with it. I don't believe that Ashton Kutcher enjoys Twitter any more than I do even though he has 1,344,5456 more followers than I do.

"People who have a large number of followers are more respected than those who don't"
Strongly Disagree
I don't use Twitter to get respect. I have a life outside of Twitter for that. Ashton Kutcher can commission a billboard and go on Oprah to get to 1 million followers and beyond and I still don't respect him anymore than I did three months ago. I shouldn't make it sound like I have anything against Ashton Kutcher. In fact, I respect him just for using Twitter in the first place. He doesn't tweet much about his newest movie, or TV show, or other self promotion. He and his wife tweet normal things that normal people do in their funny, normal lives. Every now and then they might drop a plug for a project or a good cause, and good for them. That makes them real, rather than just soul-less celebrities. And for that alone, they get my respect.

"I feel bad when I tweet something and nobody responds"
Mildly Disagree
I say mildly because it is always nice to see @replies come in and I can almost guarantee that if you have ever @replied to me you get extra points on the follow flow chart. That being said, @replies are not my main goal when tweeting. I am here for me. This is me. If you don't agree, if you don't like me, or if I have offended you, the unfollow button is a click away. I am well aware the there are plenty of people who follow me who don't agree with some of my views but most of them hang around just to lurk. And that's fine too. Afterall, that's how I started.

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Made pancakes for breakfast today

With a few hints from my wife, I decided to make pancakes with Xander today. We were all out of the box mix so we hit the net for a recipe. We used this recipe from allrecipes.com

They turned out great.

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@treywallis I just looked up DJ Lance...

in response to: http://twitter.com/treywallis/status/1385499383

The minute I looked that up Xander said: "Oh yeah that guy is a total freak." Check out the little Asian dude gettin his freak on!

Which, of course took us on a journey of funny YouTube videos that landed at Daler Mehndi and the Tunak Tunak Tun dance. I love the internet.

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Extreme Sheep LED Art [vid 2:45]

This totally reminds me of Lite-Brite when I was young. My brother has an Australian Shepherd, He's gonna love this.

Extreme Sheep LED Art

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Flying from SLC to MEM today. I did not check a bag. This is all of my belongings for 6 days [pic]

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This started from a conversation with @treywallis about an upcoming international trip proposing the idea of only packing one bag and carrying it on. My first response was "are you crazy?" he went on to explain that it is very feasible if done right. We talked about packing, the right bag, and doing sink laundry in the hotel. So now I find myself facing an extra (and ridiculous) checked bag fee and a flight with a transfer to IA Summit 2009 in Memphis. So which is more risky, forgetting some item or not having room for frivolities, or losing everything for who knows how long?

I'm taking the plunge.

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SuperNews! Twouble with Twitters

I thought this was funny. I hear this from people who don't use Twitter all the time. It's even more ironic that this was posted on current.com the same network that aired the 2008 Presidential Debates with a live Twitter stream overlayed on the boradcast.

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