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I read their red book that they're going to read over there

A tweet from @DarbyShafter had me thinking about how strange the English language can be. He mentioned that the words 'there', 'their', and 'they're' are hard to remember.

In English, this story can be spoken perfectly but the spelling and grammar are totally incorrect.

Their once was a family who's car was knot working sew they borrowed won from they're neighbor. The family was going on vacation two California butt they had too stop inn Las Vegas first. The family was very hungry and tired when they got too the hotel. It was nice two get some piece and quiet and a peace of pie. The son red a read book about Halloween. He was trying to figure out witch which was the good won and witch which was the bad won. Outside, the father watched the wind blow while he tried to wind his watch. Inside, the mother was sew happy about the dress she was sowing because she new that it wood make her daughter happy. The daughter was happy to here that he mother could be hear with her. They wood bee driving two California in the mourning. As they drove they talked about what they wood dew when they got their. The father wanted too take his sun two the museum and learn about the son and the the moon. The mother wanted to take the daughter to sea the see and the beach.

What dew ewe think happened next?

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