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My boys say funny things

Both of my boys came home from camp activities with the youth groups with funny things to say:

 

Xander went to scout camp at Causey Reservoir all week:

Xander: "Hey Dad, I'm home!"

Me: "Ahh good, how was it?"

Xander: "Good"

Me: "What did you do?"

Xander: "Well I can tell what I DIDNT do ...shower!"

 

Josh went boating on Thursday and then to a cabin in Castledale then hiking above Silver Lake Flat today:

Josh: "Dad, I'm home."

Me: "Ahh cool, so how was it?"

Josh: "Awesome. I went on a hike that cannot be described without the use of Google Maps."

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Inside the Minds of Twitter Users

Mashable has a post today called "Inside the Minds of Twitter Users" by Ann Handley of MarketingProfs.com. You should check it out before reading on.

The survey of 432 Twitter users was conducted by MarketingProfs on Twitter from 4/8 to 4/15, 2009. The data was collected and analyzed by Allen Weiss, MarketingProfs CEO, Professor at USC’s Marshall School.

I enjoyed reading the post although I thought it was strange that only 432 Twitter users were surveyed.

I must have missed the survey and since nobody asked me for my opinion I'll make it 433 Twitter users here:

"You should follow people who follow you"
Mildly Disagree
I say mildly because of course I look at people who follow me, and I might follow them back. If I do, it's not because they followed me. It's because I am interested in seeing what they have to say. And that doesn't mean that I won't unfollow them next week. I think I am going to make my own version of the napkin flow charts that I have seen others make about this.

"People you follow should follow you back"
Strongly Disagree
Never. As I mentioned before if I am following you it's because I am interested in what you have to say, what you do for a living, who you are, or any number of other things. If I followed everyone who followed me, just because, my network would be a useless mess.

"People who have a large number of followers are smarter than those who don't"
Strongly Disagree
Umm no. Britney Spears has 1,113,126 followers, nuff said. You don't need a bunch of followers to have a great Twitter network. It's your network, do whatever you want with it. I don't believe that Ashton Kutcher enjoys Twitter any more than I do even though he has 1,344,5456 more followers than I do.

"People who have a large number of followers are more respected than those who don't"
Strongly Disagree
I don't use Twitter to get respect. I have a life outside of Twitter for that. Ashton Kutcher can commission a billboard and go on Oprah to get to 1 million followers and beyond and I still don't respect him anymore than I did three months ago. I shouldn't make it sound like I have anything against Ashton Kutcher. In fact, I respect him just for using Twitter in the first place. He doesn't tweet much about his newest movie, or TV show, or other self promotion. He and his wife tweet normal things that normal people do in their funny, normal lives. Every now and then they might drop a plug for a project or a good cause, and good for them. That makes them real, rather than just soul-less celebrities. And for that alone, they get my respect.

"I feel bad when I tweet something and nobody responds"
Mildly Disagree
I say mildly because it is always nice to see @replies come in and I can almost guarantee that if you have ever @replied to me you get extra points on the follow flow chart. That being said, @replies are not my main goal when tweeting. I am here for me. This is me. If you don't agree, if you don't like me, or if I have offended you, the unfollow button is a click away. I am well aware the there are plenty of people who follow me who don't agree with some of my views but most of them hang around just to lurk. And that's fine too. Afterall, that's how I started.

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Watching baseball in 41F weather is way more tolerable when my boy is pitching

I couldn't be more proud today. I haven't seen Josh play this year but apparently he has become an all-star pitcher overnight! Woo hoo!
 
I love baseball season. Both boys have games on Saturday ...looking forward to that :)

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Took some video of the work at Local Sound yesterday. Studio 4 is now complete

I took Josh and Xander to Local Sound yesterday to help Mark put up the drywall on the outside wall of Studio #4 and put up the foam on the inside. When we go there the guys were laying down the floor inside so we did some maintenance on Studio #3.

<Jack Bauer voice says> The following takes place from 10am to 5pm

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Posted April 5, 2009

Extreme Sheep LED Art [vid 2:45]

This totally reminds me of Lite-Brite when I was young. My brother has an Australian Shepherd, He's gonna love this.

Extreme Sheep LED Art

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SuperNews! Twouble with Twitters

I thought this was funny. I hear this from people who don't use Twitter all the time. It's even more ironic that this was posted on current.com the same network that aired the 2008 Presidential Debates with a live Twitter stream overlayed on the boradcast.

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Local Sound construction timeline 01/24/09 - 03/14/09

I spent yesterday helping my brother at Local Sound Studio in Salt Lake. We put up some insulation and then put up drywall on one of the main walls. Mark is also keeping a record of this project on his Posterous blog. I'm still trying to figure out what the best way is to edit all of this stuff together and post it on the web is. I really want to get it figured out before IA Summit next week since I hope to capture some cool media there as well.

This is first video was taken over the span of about 9 hours while we worked. I posted it to Viddler and then made some notes along the bottom. The beginning and end shots are panoramics that I stitched together before and after.

I created this with Windows Movie Maker which seems to be a very simple way to get video from one place to another with minor complication.

I created this with Picasa and posted it to YouTube using the upload function from within Picasa. This seemed to have less functionality than Windows Media Maker but it was much easier to use.

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Playing Wii Fit with @xhans to burn off dinner

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The boys have had such a good time with this game. Xander weighed in as 'underweight' and now he is trying to put on some muscle and gain some weight. He does Wii Fit excercises every morning this week but he doesn't do the progress test until AFTER he eats breakfast. Josh has great balance and can do more push ups than any of us and holds the record for most spins on hula hoop. I am not embarrased to say that I am the best at the step excersise which is basically a simple version of DDR (which I would secretly love to buy in the future).

The Wii Fit has introduced an healthy amount of competition at home and we are all enjoying it. That doesn't mean that we aren't still couch/computer potatos but it's a step in the right direction. Who ever thought that playing Nintendo could get you OFF the couch?

Sent from my Windows Mobile® phone.

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