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new laptop ritual

I set up my new laptop for work over the holiday break. I think everyone has their own "ritual" to perform every time they get a new laptop or get a new job. After snagging all of the stuff from my old laptop and dumping it into this one I made a sandwich, made myself comfortable and began:

    * set up wireless connection
    * set mouse speed slider to maximum
          * I wonder who ever uses "show pointer location when I press CTRL"
    * use IE to download Firefox ...never use IE again
    * make Firefox default browser
    * use Firefox to download Chrome
    * use Chrome to download Safari
    * set download location for Firefox and chrome = Desktop
    * download/update Flash http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/
    * download Reader http://get.adobe.com/reader/
    * download and install 33 Windows updates
    * download and install 14 driver updates
    * Desktop settings:
          * set wallpaper = none
          * set desktop color = black
          * set screen saver = never
          * set power options to never turn anything off ...ever
          * set when I shut laptop = do nothing
          * delete all icons from the desktop leaving only the recycle bin
                * I love the smell of a clean desktop (that won’t last long)
          * double size the taskbar
                + lock the taskbah
          * start bar properties: small icons, recent programs= 20
          * download Microsoft Zune theme http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=75078
    * Firefox settings:
          * install del.ico.us toolbar for Firefox https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3615
          * small icons
          * remove bookmarks toolbar
          * move address bar to top
          * move to top: back, forward, refresh buttons
          * remove navigation toolbar
          * configure del.ico.us tag bundles
          * remove default Internet and e-mail shortcuts
          * download Firefox theme https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/7618
          * download WASP http://webanalyticssolutionprofiler.com/try.htm
          * download FireBug https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1843
          * download IE tab https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419
    * download Dropbox https://www.dropbox.com/
    * download iTunes http://www.apple.com/itunes/download/
    * download Cooliris http://www.cooliris.com/
    * download VLC http://www.videolan.org/vlc/
    * download DiskAid http://www.digidna.net/diskaid/
    * download Picasa http://picasa.google.com/